koishy: my favorite type of men is ramen
i don’t think its okay that you keep 1000+ text messages between you and my boyfriend on your phone
only at my school where you would see a African traditional dance turn into a twerk-off during an assembly in front of three thousand kids
OMFG I DIDN’T FUCKING REGISTER FOR SATS AND NOW I’M TOO LATE TO SIGN UP SO I GOTTA FUCKING PAY $77 FUCKING DOLLARS TO TAKE A FUCKING TEST THAT I’M NOT READY FOR AND GUESS WHAT, I HAVE TO FUCKING GO 120989032894 FUCKING MILES TO TAKE THIS GODDAMN TEST fuck it
little-weed: is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
corpsifiedandgross: bondoge: is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem Only if you show your work
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
fulllmetal: im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
Just applied for Hollister……………………………….ohgawd
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now and sometimes you meet someone who can make the sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove so it...
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head