November 2011
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What did the pair of dry pants say to the pair of...
asdfghjkljimmy:
Sup, foo.
You would only understand this if you speak Cantonese.
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My parents have no holiday spirit whatsoever.
On Halloween: ”No, don’t take/eat candy from strangers.” or “We’re not giving out candy, it’s too expensive.”
On Thanksgiving: “No, Turkeys aren’t good, let’s have chicken.”
On Christmas: ”No! Christmas decorations are a waste of money.”
On July fourth: ”No, lighting fireworks is like flushing money down the...
October 2011
That awkward moment when you’re about to study and...
When I'm a Parent,
I’ll never compare my kids to other kids, because that shit actually hurts.
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If there is ever something that I’ve done that upsets you or irritates you; please tell me. I want us to be open about our feelings. I don’t want you to have it all bottled up inside you. I want to be someone that you can go to and share anything with.
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I have 300 photos on my itouch. 1/3 of the photos consist of random things, my face, and people. The rest are pictures of my boyfriend camwhoring by himself in class with my itouch. .___.
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It's because we're girls.
wthellmichelle:
We get mad over the smallest reasons. We overanalyze everything. We feel a sense of jealousy when we see you talking to someone who has more to offer. We get sad at the thought of ever losing you. We start pointless arguments and fights, just to see if you care enough to stick around. We often say things we later regret. We want to know you care as much as we do. It’s because...
If you're mine, stay mine.
ohlookitshanniex3:
I don’t like sharing you with anyone else.
